Dear Mr. Clinton,

I am addressing You as a pacifist and a woman. I think I can give a relevant contribution to lasting peace in the world, therefore I am appealing to You to consider my proposal with utmost seriousness.

My unblemished reputation is recognised all over Balkan and Europe, and particularly in my country - Yugoslavia. All the nations of this multiethnic state (with the regrettable exception of Egyptians) unanimously praise my unique abilities.

As it was unquestionably proven that Your sexual life influences your political choices and decisions - consequently the state of the nation and world peace I would love to supply you with sexual life of much higher quality.

To be more specific: I am referring to oral sex. It is not just plain oral sex, it is something truly extraordinary.

In exchange for Your senseless and pointless bombing of my country and bloodthirsty, barbaric slaughter of innocent people, I am prepared to satisfy You during an unconditional period of time and in unspecified number of occasions: i.e.: I will suck your cock as much as you like.

Nela Šukara, the violinist of The Belgrade Opera

s.nelly@eudoramail.com

Poštovani gospodine Klinton,

obraćam vam se kao pacifista i kao žena. Smatram da mogu mnogo da doprinesem miru u svetu i zbog toga vas molim da me shvatite krajnje ozbiljno.

Moja dobra reputacija je priznata širom Evrope i Balkana, naročito u Jugoslaviji. Svi narodi ove multietničke zemlje (izuzev, nažalost, Egipćana), jedinstveni su u oceni mojih izuzetnih sposobnosti.

Budući da nema dileme da Vaš seksualni zivot utiče na vođenje Vaše politike, a samim tim i na mir u svetu, želela bih da Vam ponudim znatno kvalitetniji seksualni život.
Konkretnije, govorim o oralnom seksu. Nije to običan oralni seks, to je nešto sasvim posebno.

U zamenu za vaše besmisleno bombardovanje moje zemlje i krvoločno, razulareno i varvarsko ubijanje nedužnih ljudi, spremna sam da vam neograničen broj puta pružim to zadovoljstvo, odnosno popušim Vam kurac.

Nela Šukara, violinistkinja Beogradske opere

s.nelly@eudoramail.com